heatherwanderer:

I reblogged this earlier without realizing, each photo represents a season…a corgi for the whole year :)

(Source: thatnutcray)

gracefullikeagazelle:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

Shit, screw college, I’m buying a fucking island.

(via notaloveasperfect)

lacigreen:

sexetc:

Fight HIV stigma by knowing the facts. HIV can only be transmitted through blood, breast milk, semen (cum) or vaginal fluids. Reblog and raise awareness!

^ that includes precum & menstrual blood <3

(Source: facebook.com)

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

(via sammythemightymoose)

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

(Source: natama-men, via sammythemightymoose)

virgini-titty:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

i AM a child fuck yes

virgini-titty:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

i AM a child fuck yes

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids, via sherlock-laufeyson)

londonphile:

ahah I just said this last night in a twitter convo, I’m lol’ig at the coincidence. 

londonphile:

ahah I just said this last night in a twitter convo, I’m lol’ig at the coincidence. 

(Source: myiezhi)

saltbone:

this asshole

saltbone:

this asshole

(via sammythemightymoose)

orangepenguino:

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

This Hufflepuff was thinking this would be perfect for cutting brownies and making every edge a little crispy, but also warm and gooey.

orangepenguino:

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

This Hufflepuff was thinking this would be perfect for cutting brownies and making every edge a little crispy, but also warm and gooey.

(Source: picapixels)